How To Be A Bum

1. Sleep for at least half the day (12 hours to be exact).
2. Laze in bed for another 2 hours before becoming slightly more physically active.
3. Stare into space and think random thoughts every 15 minutes or so.
4. Turn on the TV and watch anything that's showing.
5. Pile your dishes in the sink until there really isn't anymore space.
6. Wait till your laundry basket is overflowing (or you run out of clean socks) before stuffing the whole load into the washing machine.
7. Keep all your important items within arms length so that minimal movement is required to reach for them.
8. Laze in bed...
9. Or you could facebook... :p
10. OR you could SLEEP MORE. Lol :)

Yeah.... Let's hope that I don't get worse than I already am ;)